Wednesday, September 3, 2008

we got it in the bag!


just wanted to say sarah palin has made mccain's case for presedent so much stronger! barrack has no chance now..what a weenie!..lol...go mccain! oh yeah i am soo sorry i havent blogged in a bit im just so tired from work!...love ya all

Sunday, July 27, 2008

day at the fair


Brynn and i went to the sonoma county fair we had a blast...when i asked Brynn what her favorite part of the whole fair she said " the number 1 horse" yes i took her to the track she bet on 2 horses and won both times she is a good luck charm..anyways we had lots of food bought some cool stuff and partied like rock stars...then we came home and took a nap!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ouch


my back my back my back.....it hurts so bad....the tire machine we use is new technology but not well thought out you have to use your back all the time and i have been tweeking it little by little day by day and today it popped and it just hurts..good thing im off 2 morrow.....any ways i love you all i am going to lay down and strech it out! chao!...love ya

Sunday, July 20, 2008

happy birthday brynn!

brynn and i had a great day on friday...she loves scandia so i took her there and yet again she got 2 holes in 1 with out my help...then i gave her 110 tokens and let her go crazy! she loved the games that have been there scence i was little...like a crocodile smasher game and this step on a spider game...she giggles like a crazed lunatic...than i took her on the bumber boats and the lil' indy speedway we just had a blast...she came home and took a huge nap! brynn is 5 and she is lovin it!

Monday, July 14, 2008

lol this is funny!


MAN OH MAN HAVE I KILLED SOME KITTENS THIS PREGNANCY!...LOL

Saturday, July 12, 2008

got protesters?



man oh man gas is getting way out of hand i know ...but why are protesters blaming the war in Iraq AND BUSH FOR THIS? people were out at the chevron in mass force with there peace signs and impeach bush...bring our kids home...etc...etc... don't people know we choose to fight over there? we want to be there? have people forgot about 9/11? the war isn't over oil...may bee a bit but we just cant pull out or all the work I've done and seen over there is a waste...and i would literally cry if what has gone into my head for life is all for waste!....any way people don't understand that protesting is offensive to us military people! we chose to enlist....i cant imagine Vietnam...fighting so hard and coming home and getting spit on...i would kill someone! anyway i love you all....just venting! how do you feel about protesters?

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

crappy day!


well monicas grandma broke her hip today and right now she is in surgery...lets all cross our fingers and hope for a speedy recovery! i guess it was the ball and not the socket so if there is any good news that is it! love you all! we will keep you all posted

Sunday, July 6, 2008

4th of july light show!

the guy with glasses
the happy guy

the sad guy
the ummm....yeah....figure it out





brynn saying happy 4th of july! we had a great time at the fireworks both night on the 4th we went to petaluma and last night we went to bodega bay! both were beautiful..but bodega was a bit foggy!




Friday, July 4, 2008

scuba steve person detective

zaba search is;
kinda creepy! i went on it by accident..i found it on grandmas page and i clicked on it thinking it was Vince's page but it wasn't so i started looking around it found me really easy even without my ssn....... just name! kinda weird i looked up Monica..it found her...i typed in the zabals...i found ernie...ruff...mom....carrie...looked up Sarah and Nate with no prevail..Nate prob. hacked it and erased himself! or he really doesn't exist! any way its a creepy site! it even knew my phone number and I'm not listed! and yes i looked for my dad but couldn't find him either...cool site but weird what do you all think?

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

NFL SUNDAY TICKET

ok well i get home and i check my mail...and i got some mail from direct tv saying sence i have had nfl sunday ticket last year they are automatically going to re-enroll me in it again...can they do that? i mean i guess it really dosnt matter i was gonna get it anyway but its the principle...the mail reads that they are going to re-enroll me so i "dont have to break a sweat to get hard hitting NFL action all season long" now if that dosnt sell you i dont knnow what will....go chargers!!



and then just a picture of baby P-chomp just because i never blog about him!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

great hair cuts of the ages
























OK OK you got the 60's i don't quite get the honey comb or bee hive but hey who am i to judge i just think it looks funny!



then you have the 70's obviously you have a major drug influence involved in the styles ...the whole wake up right out of bed look!








can any body tell me what this guy was thinking? i guess this just has one perk...getting through airport security...oh yeah and blocking people's views in movie theaters














now my absolute favorite...the mullet...business in the front party in the back! just plain awesome...i wanna grow one back! it has so much class its almost no class!






then the modern hair cut....nothing wrong here i just put her on because she's HOT!
























if you didn't like this blog Achmed the dead terrorist will kill you!


















Thursday, June 26, 2008

if i dont start gettIng coments im through!...BLACKMAIL!!

( I PLAY FOR KEEPS!!!!!!!)

is any one reading this shit? i pour my heart out to you people ...dont you love me?



I AM GOING GOLFING TOMMORROW WITH MY BOSS, HE IS REALLY GOOD IT SHOULD BE FUN! ANYWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME....... HAKUNA MATATA BITCHES!


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I AM NOT #1 TODAY

I HAD A CRAPPY GAME TONIGHT,,,COULD HAVE WON THE GAME BUT HIT A ONE HOPPER TO THE SHORT STOP INSTEAD! I SUCK!

P.S. HAS ANY ONE EVER SUCKED AT SPORTS?

SARAH DONT ANSWER I KNOW IT ALREADY!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits


yup those are the words we were never ever supposed to say and yes george carlin said them all in the same paragraph and he became famous...he was a very funny man and i wish i would have seen him perform sometime before he passed...may he rest in piece....oh wait he might not want to rest in piece...he might want to stir up a whole world of shit in heaven or where ever he may be!...we will miss ya!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

mini golf






monica, brynn, and myself went to scandia last night and me and monica made a friendly wager wich we cant discuss any way i have to admit she was pretty good...she tried to hustle me on the volcano hole but i came back and on 18 we were tied...then the inevitable happened monica messed up she hit the ball like 6 inches and tried to say it wasnt a stroke...cheater!!!!!!!!!!! any how she might try and tell you a diffrent story but thats how it was trust me ...oh yeah plus i had a bent putter i will publish that little piece of evidence later....i won she lost i felt kinda bad so i gave her a back rub anyway!



let me tell you what brynn is one hell of a peewee golfer she made a hole in one and got 2 birdies...she only lost to me and monica by like 5 strokes...she impressed me! but the whole time she just kept rooting monica on...what a trader.." your gonna do it mommy" nice shot mommy"...blah what about me? huh...







ok well you can't really see the bend but trust me it was...plus who uses a shitty putter like this anyway! peace out brooklin!




oh yeah i am the best!

this my friends is a par 3 at wikiup...nothing fancy nothing hard just dont put it in the creek on the right or the sand trap on the left! i am the best and hit my 8 iron oh about 130 yards right up on the green about 6 feet from the hole! a marvelous shot i may add...the whole course is a par 30 i shot a 37 on the front nine and a 33 on the back nine...i am such a pimp and on cloud nine because of it...easily the best golf game of my life!..love you all im tired nd its lookin like nap time! sweet!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

golf golf golf!

all i want to do is golf! i am going tommorrow! i am excited but i am going early to beat the heat!
anyways my legs are doing better so just gotta wrap it and hope i can walk 18 ok! love ya all!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

another day bites the dust!


brynn and i are sitting here watching transformers because she loves the movie...her favorite is "OPTOMIS PRIME AND BUMBLE BEE...." OH AND THE DOG WITH THE BROKEN LEG...anny way brynn and i are off tommorrow we r gonna do some shopping and try to relax i am having issues with my legs! so a little relax will hopefully do the trick!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

im alive! i can do it ...i can blog!

woooohooooo im alive... i played a good softball game last week...4 for 5 with 3 rbi's this week i went 1 for 3 with a rbi....not such a great week but it will due we lost this week 6 to 7 but we gave it up in the 3rd inning with a couple errors....i started my new store in sonoma 3 weeks ago and have been very busy setting up i come home exausted and normally fall asleep on the couch! anyway i had a great day on fathers day grandpa always impresses me with his cooking one day i hope i can cook for him...i also wish i could golf with him soon! anyway i wanna eat so goodbye folks!...i am alive

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

hi people

well i had my second softball game tonight we lost but i did well... 3 for 3 with a rbi...woohoo for me any ways ill make this short cuz no one will read it anyway the cat was on for too long...stupid pussy!

Friday, April 11, 2008

he he he



wich do you think is more mad the cat for being bit or the kid for not getting any fucking food?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

giants lose again!

yeah i know its sickening......but u know it happens i am going to the game on thursday and just hoping for a decent outing...i am the best husband ever look at monica blog 2 find out why...just letting u know it might make u mad u didnt marry me your self!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

another sunday

well another sunday has gone by we really didnt do much today me and monica went to the petaluma outlets and got me some shoes! brynn some too...gotta love the discounts! any ways i hope you all are doing well go giants and happy new year!

Friday, April 4, 2008

A - ADVOCATE FOR: the war in iraq it is the best thing for this nation
B - BEST FEATURE: my beautiful green eyes
C - COULD DO WITHOUT: greedy people
D - DREAMS & DESIRES: to dive with a great white shark
E - ESSENTIAL ITEMS: my hands and feet
F - FAVORITE PASS TIME: duh...baseball
G - GOOD AT: everything i try
H - HAVE NEVER TRIED: sailing
I - IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: i would move to hawaii and live a calm and peaceful life
J - JUNKIE FOR: mike and ikes
K - KINDRED SPIRIT: barry bonds...my brotha from anotha motha
L - LITTLE KNOWN FACT: i wear boxer briefs
M - MEMORABLE MOMENT: our honey moon in hawaii...it was storming horribly
N - NEVER AGAIN WILL I: pee on a bees nest
O - OCCASIONAL INDULGENCE: the movies
P - PROFESSION: svc manager...and baseball extradionare
Q - QUOTE: if you are not happy your just not living
R - REASON TO SMILE: brynn
S - SORRY ABOUT: working so much
T - TIME OF YOUR LIFE: any giants game
U - UNINTERESTED IN: blonde small titty women
V - VERY SCARED OF: my kitty....he's evil
W - WORST HABIT: eating infront of the tv
X - X MARKS MY IDEAL VACATION SPOT:kauai
Y - YUMMIEST DESSERT: funnel cake at the fair with powdered sugar and maybee strawberries
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: capercorn

Thursday, April 3, 2008

my abc's

A - ADVOCATE FOR: baseball...yeah it pretty much kicks ass

B - BEST FEATURE: my ability to watch baseball for hours

C - COULD DO WITHOUT: any sport thats not baseball or football

D - DREAMS & DESIRES: to meet the giants

E - ESSENTIAL ITEMS: baseball and a hdtv!

F - FAVORITE PASS TIME: duh...baseball

G - GOOD AT: baseball

H - HAVE NEVER TRIED: not playing baseball

I - IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: i would buy the giants for the day cuz thats all i could get for 1 million

J - JUNKIE FOR: soccer...just kidding baseball!

K - KINDRED SPIRIT: barry bonds...my brotha from anotha motha

L - LITTLE KNOWN FACT: baseball is america favorite pasttime

M - MEMORABLE MOMENT: when i cought that bonds home run ball 756 oh wait that wasnt me shit!

N - NEVER AGAIN WILL I: not go to a giants game in a year

O - OCCASIONAL INDULGENCE: to watch a giants game on tv

P - PROFESSION: svc manager...and baseball extradionare

Q - QUOTE: if you build it they will cum!...lol...it was from a porn muff of dreams maybee youve heard of it...kinda amateur but still good!

R - REASON TO SMILE: the giants winning

S - SORRY ABOUT: the giants losing
.
T - TIME OF YOUR LIFE: any giants game

U - UNINTERESTED IN: baseball.....not

V - VERY SCARED OF: the giants losing and being horrible

W - WORST HABIT: eating infront of the tv watching baseball

X - X MARKS MY IDEAL VACATION SPOT: at&t park

Y - YUMMIEST DESSERT: godiva sundae at the park

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: baseball!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

just chillin

so im sittin here just watchin the baseball game...monica is making tacos and all i can say is thank god baseball is back! any way another day another dollar fifty...i am going to the merle haggard concer tommorrow night i am excited! i love you all and have a pretty good day

Monday, March 31, 2008

the tale of the little p- and the giants game


ok well here goes this blogging thing wich i swore i would never set my foot in but if it keeps me in touch with my beloved grandparents than i will set foot in to this realm of technology and open my very very vonerable self to the E-world...lol...love ya grandmoo and grandpoo!
anywho! i am going to the giants game for the first time this year on thurs the 10th i am so very excited i can bearly stand up! baseball keeps me sane as does some other stuff that we dont blog about so i have to get one of the jones's out of the way..lol...go giants! we will suck this year and prob next but we have to go to the games to support the greatest team to ever set foot on a baseball field....i have joined the mclea's softball team and will be the starting center fielder! i will play on tuesdays and am excited to start! it will be good to get some excercize and get fresh air...as much as i would like to believe golf excercize its just not...its fun! exciting! and awsome but not excercize! i love you all and who ever reads this blog 6th is gonna win the lottery but only if you give me 28 percent! love you all and peace out!